This is how it works, Sir Make your money Then wait in line to Spend your money Be the seventh Out of seventeen cars Waiting in line To pick up your food, Sir Talk to the man With the nametag Who’s come outside in the rain With an electronic pad To take your order To expedite the service To get you your food faster, Sir Tell him the number you want The second out of eight But bigger And yes, you’ll pay more, Sir Comfort is always worth more, Sir Wait behind the minivan With two adults And three children And four flags One sticking out of each window An American flag And three more stitched With football team logos, Sir Be the third now Out of twenty You beat the rush Thank God for that Don’t look at the other cars And they won’t look at you This is how it works, Sir
